1 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:02,990 - [whistles] - Come on! 2 00:00:02,990 --> 00:00:04,490 It's picture time! 3 00:00:04,666 --> 00:00:06,966 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:07,033 --> 00:00:09,833 - ♪ In the Loud house, the really Loud house ♪ 5 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:10,833 [thud] 6 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:12,500 [screaming] 7 00:00:12,790 --> 00:00:14,140 - I know what you're saying to yourself. 8 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:16,300 How did I end up in Tennessee on a hot air balloon 9 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:18,160 with my girlfriend, my best friend, 10 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,260 my worst teacher, and this kid? 11 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:23,660 Like most things in my life, it all started with a plan. 12 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,670 And it all started about a month ago. 13 00:00:26,990 --> 00:00:29,510 Clyde, who lives in Tennessee? - Your girlfriend. 14 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:31,610 - And whose birthday is on the same weekend as the debate? 15 00:00:31,610 --> 00:00:33,800 - Your girlfriend. - Charlie Uggo, 16 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:35,570 the girl I haven't seen in over a year. 17 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,280 - That's a long time. - The girl I miss so much, 18 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,530 sometimes I talk to the moon and pretend she can hear me. 19 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:40,880 - Yeah, I wouldn't go wide with that. 20 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,610 - And now, there's a free bus driving directly to her. 21 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:44,990 - I see a plan brewing. 22 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:46,310 - We got to get on that debate team. 23 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:47,960 - But we don't know how to debate. 24 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,220 - Yes, we do. - No, we don't. 25 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,420 - Yes, we do. - No, we don't. 26 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:51,380 - Yes, we do. - No, we don't. 27 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:52,640 - Yes, we do. - You convinced me. 28 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:55,340 Let's do it. - Debate team, here we come. 29 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,390 [bell rings] 30 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,730 - You boys can't just join the debate team. 31 00:00:58,730 --> 00:00:59,900 both: Yes, we can. - No, you can't. 32 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,010 both: Yes, we can. - No, you can't. 33 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:02,210 both: Yes, we can. - No, you can't. 34 00:01:02,210 --> 00:01:03,050 both: Yes, we can. 35 00:01:03,410 --> 00:01:04,640 - Congratulations, boys. 36 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:05,990 You're on the debate team. 37 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,866 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:09,200 - After a month of planning, 39 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,610 I'm finally heading to Tennessee 40 00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:13,130 to give the girl I love the surprise of her life. 41 00:01:13,197 --> 00:01:15,597 [phone chiming] 42 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:16,910 And there she is right now. 43 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:18,590 Decline. 44 00:01:18,657 --> 00:01:20,957 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:21,090 --> 00:01:22,920 You're probably wondering what that was, 46 00:01:23,070 --> 00:01:24,630 besides very smooth. 47 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:26,910 I've been avoiding Charlie's phone calls for the past month 48 00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:29,520 because I don't want to risk ruining my big surprise. 49 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:31,290 While I may be the man with the plan, 50 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,630 I'm also the man with a history of ruining surprises. 51 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:35,100 - Bye, dude. - Love you. 52 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:37,080 - Have fun in Tennessee. - Have fun watching the movie. 53 00:01:37,110 --> 00:01:38,070 You're gonna love it. 54 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:39,210 The killer is the handyman. 55 00:01:39,277 --> 00:01:40,777 [all protesting] 56 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,240 - It's different in the sequel, though. 57 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:43,950 The handyman's dead the whole time. 58 00:01:44,017 --> 00:01:47,017 [all shouting] 59 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:49,490 - Well, guess we don't have to finish this movie. 60 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,460 - I did a poopy. It's a big one. 61 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:55,350 Who wants it? [all arguing] 62 00:01:55,350 --> 00:01:56,640 - There's only one way to settle this. 63 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,200 - Only feed her cheese so she can't poop? 64 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,970 - Rock, paper, scissors, single elimination. 65 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:02,370 No lassos. No sand paper. No dynamite. On three. 66 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:03,330 Go! 67 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:07,300 [all talking at once] 68 00:02:07,366 --> 00:02:10,866 [all talking and arguing] 69 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:13,820 - It's a sad day in the Loud house. 70 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,500 Look at you, 71 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:18,800 playing schoolyard games while your sweet little sister 72 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,690 sits up there with a loaded diaper. 73 00:02:21,410 --> 00:02:23,900 We're a family. We're supposed to have each other's backs, 74 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:25,760 even if that back is covered in poop. 75 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,230 And don't think I haven't been there. 76 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,190 Last week, she had a blowout 77 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,510 that reached the top of her head. 78 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:30,170 I had to throw out 79 00:02:30,170 --> 00:02:31,730 your great-grandmother's velvet chair. 80 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,190 Now, who's gonna do it? 81 00:02:34,257 --> 00:02:37,057 [all protesting] 82 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:38,630 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 83 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:39,950 What do I say about this family? 84 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:41,180 - 11 kids was too many. 85 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:43,100 - Change the bath water every three sisters. 86 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,000 - Mom's pregnant again. - [coughs] 87 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,530 - If you lose the remote, you are the remote. 88 00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:46,520 - Mom's pregnant again? 89 00:02:46,850 --> 00:02:48,710 - We show up for each other. 90 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:49,310 - Oh. - Oh. 91 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:50,690 - The best part about being a Loud is, 92 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:52,970 no matter what happens, someone's always there for you. 93 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:55,010 - Dad? - Not now, sweetie! 94 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,600 I'm dispensing parental wisdom here. 95 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,430 - I will change Lily's diaper, 96 00:02:58,430 --> 00:02:59,960 but I want everyone to know that 97 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,580 I have a deadline at the paper 98 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:04,550 so this is the last mess that I am cleaning up today. 99 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:06,980 - [softly] No, wait. Let me help. 100 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,920 Oh, I guess she didn't hear me. Where was I? 101 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:11,630 - You were dispensing parental wisdom. 102 00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:12,350 - Oh, right. [snaps] 103 00:03:13,380 --> 00:03:15,510 - Picnic basket? - Ordered and paid for. 104 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:17,490 I chose a summer sausage ensemble. 105 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:19,980 - Suit and top hat. - In the bag. 106 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:20,970 - Flowers? 107 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,130 - Thank you, Mrs. Pittman. 108 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:27,380 - Hey! - Ooh. Sorry, Mrs. Pittman. 109 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,690 - Hot air balloon? - Check. 110 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,340 Turns out, I only had to pay for the balloon. 111 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:33,050 They throw in the hot air for free. 112 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:35,840 And Charlie thinks she won it in a radio contest, right? 113 00:03:35,990 --> 00:03:37,310 - [deep announcer voice] Congratulations, Charlie. 114 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:39,440 You just won a free hot air balloon ride, 115 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,200 compliments of Tennessee's number one morning DJs, 116 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,180 Skeeter and the Dump Truck. 117 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,490 - You're the best friend a guy could ask for. 118 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,410 - [deep announcer voice] I feel the same way about you. 119 00:03:48,410 --> 00:03:50,240 I can't stop doing this voice. [clears throat] 120 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,100 [normally] You're really going all out 121 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,210 for Charlie on this one. 122 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:55,280 - Hey, I'll do anything for the girl that I love. 123 00:03:55,347 --> 00:03:58,247 [phone chiming] 124 00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:59,600 "Decline-er-oni." 125 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,070 She's gonna be so surprised. 126 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:02,150 - Lucky gal. 127 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,450 - Each of you is holding an envelope. 128 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:08,480 In said envelope is a specific Lily-based task 129 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,400 that you will carry out from this day forward. 130 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,650 Now, before you open them-- 131 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:15,200 - What? - Ooh, I got bedtime songs. 132 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,760 - I gotta wipe her butt forever? 133 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,519 - Each task has been specifically tailored 134 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,740 to your unique skill sets and abilities, 135 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:23,960 so no switching. 136 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,633 [all arguing] 137 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,133 - Open the door. 138 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,330 Open the door! Open the door! 139 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:31,280 - Just put it next to the velvet chair. 140 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,280 [sighs] I am killing it today. 141 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:39,050 ♪ ♪ 142 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:40,250 - Where is everybody? 143 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,270 - Trip's canceled. - What? 144 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:43,580 - School doesn't want to pay for the team anymore, 145 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:47,390 and they said it wasn't up for debate. Kind of ironic. 146 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:49,700 - Mr. Bolhofner, I have to get to Tennessee. 147 00:04:49,730 --> 00:04:50,840 Will you please take us? 148 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,090 - Why would I spend my weekend driving to Tennessee 149 00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:56,120 with a couple of duds like you? No offense. 150 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,830 - You see, there's this girl. - A girl, huh? 151 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:01,400 Well, I do have a soft spot for matters of the heart. 152 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:03,290 And I guess we have the passenger van 153 00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:04,610 and the permission slips. 154 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:07,040 All right. I'll do it. 155 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,530 both: You're the best, Mr. Bolhofner. 156 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:11,000 - I'm not gonna debate you. 157 00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:11,840 both: Ah! - [laughs] 158 00:05:13,370 --> 00:05:14,090 - Awesome! - Let's do it. 159 00:05:15,766 --> 00:05:18,500 [upbeat music] 160 00:05:19,150 --> 00:05:21,070 - You boys haven't touched your chipmunk skewers. 161 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,620 - No matter how I hold it, it's looking at me. 162 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:25,540 - So you're really pulling out all the stops 163 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:27,430 with this girl, huh? - She's worth it. 164 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,100 Long distance is tough but I'm getting pretty good at it. 165 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,540 The key is communication. 166 00:05:31,606 --> 00:05:34,206 [phone chiming] 167 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:35,540 Nope. - [chuckles] 168 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:38,540 Mmm. 169 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,870 You know, I was in love once. She stole my heart. 170 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:44,780 And then she stole my TV, my couch, 171 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:45,920 and my puppy, Buttercup. 172 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:47,960 - How could she do that? 173 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:50,120 - Ah, she told me she didn't love me anymore. 174 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,160 And the dog hated me, 175 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:54,500 and I've been alone ever since. 176 00:05:55,490 --> 00:05:56,630 - Hard to believe. 177 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:59,090 - Well, don't let my sob story turn you guys sour. 178 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:01,940 I think this hot air balloon surprise is real romantic. 179 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,790 I may be rough on the exterior, but deep down, 180 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,800 I'm a sensitive guy. Punch buggy red! 181 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:08,480 - [winces] No, sorry. 182 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:11,157 Blue! - Oof! 183 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,850 - The truth is, when it comes to parenting, 184 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,220 you never know when inspiration's gonna hit. 185 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,450 - I really need to get back to my article. 186 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,520 - The key to my parenting is tenfold. 187 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,740 Fold one-- - Have you ever thought about 188 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:23,540 writing any of this stuff down, 189 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:25,460 like, in a separate room? 190 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:27,080 - You mean, like, a parenting book? 191 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,440 That is an amazing idea. - [sighs] 192 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:28,940 [keyboard clacking] 193 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:32,930 [loud thud] - Ah. Ha-ha-ha! 194 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:35,090 OK. [clears throat] 195 00:06:36,433 --> 00:06:37,866 [exhales] 196 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,710 Chapter one. 197 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:46,666 [clicking pen annoyingly] 198 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,020 I'm a pen and paper guy. 199 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:51,970 Ah. 200 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:55,060 Chapter one, mastering meal time. 201 00:06:55,090 --> 00:06:56,080 - Eat 'em. - No! 202 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,360 - Eat your peas, Lily! - You eat the peas. 203 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:03,060 - Family dinners provide a relaxing environment 204 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:03,960 in the household. 205 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:06,720 - Brush your teeth! - Not until she eats her peas! 206 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:07,650 - No! I hate peas. 207 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:09,970 - It's bath time. 208 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:12,160 She can eat her peas and brush her teeth in the tub. 209 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:12,670 - No! 210 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:14,110 - Do you want to hear what I have so far? 211 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:17,470 Oh. I wasn't recording. 212 00:07:18,804 --> 00:07:19,904 [keyboard clacking] 213 00:07:23,271 --> 00:07:25,204 - [farts] 214 00:07:25,242 --> 00:07:27,675 [groans] 215 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:29,113 [chuckles] 216 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:28,290 [window crank creaking] Ooh. 217 00:07:33,733 --> 00:07:36,266 [inhales] 218 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:40,933 [gentle music] 219 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,933 ♪ ♪ 220 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,680 - Surprise! Happy birthday, Charlie. 221 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:48,930 - This is the best day of my life. 222 00:07:49,410 --> 00:07:51,600 And the fact that you ignored my calls for a month 223 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,890 makes it even better. 224 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,020 - Well, I am the man with the plan. 225 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:57,180 - You're my man with the plan. 226 00:07:57,930 --> 00:08:00,030 [in Mr. Bolhofner's voice] Punch buggy red. 227 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:03,800 - Where are we? - We're at my ex-wife's house. 228 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,710 You've inspired me to believe in love again. 229 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,420 - You're gonna get your ex-wife back? 230 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:10,220 - No. I'm gonna get my dog back. 231 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:11,600 And you guys are gonna help me. 232 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,610 Put these on. - What? 233 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,320 - You boys are gonna create a distraction 234 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,600 by pretending to be vacuum cleaner salesmen. Here. 235 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:20,000 I'm gonna wear this mask of my ex-wife's face, 236 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,530 trick the dog into thinking I'm her, 237 00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:22,940 and lure it back to the van. 238 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:28,840 - I hate to spoil what's obviously a perfect plan. 239 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,090 - That mask is dynamite. - Thank you. 240 00:08:31,090 --> 00:08:33,340 - But I don't think we have time to do this 241 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:35,380 and make it to Tennessee in time for my surprise. 242 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:35,919 - Nope. 243 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:37,390 - If I'm not in that balloon basket 244 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:38,919 by the time my girlfriend shows up, 245 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,870 this whole thing falls apart. - Yep. 246 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:44,380 - I suppose you boys could just walk to Tennessee. 247 00:08:44,447 --> 00:08:47,280 [dramatic music] 248 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:49,250 - Here's your mini-vac. Let's suit up. 249 00:08:53,810 --> 00:08:54,860 - Bath time's done. 250 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:55,730 - Jammy time! 251 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:58,910 - Did somebody say "jammy time"? 252 00:08:59,033 --> 00:09:02,533 ♪ Silly Lily, time for bed ♪ 253 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:06,833 ♪ Silly Lily bathed and fed ♪ 254 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:11,500 ♪ Silly Lily's goodnight song ♪ 255 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,360 [intense rock voice] ♪ Go to sleep ♪ 256 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:18,680 - Time to brush her hair. 257 00:09:18,747 --> 00:09:21,414 [pleasant music] 258 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,580 ♪ ♪ 259 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:26,400 Voilà. 260 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:29,700 - I don't like it. - Sigh. 261 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:33,330 - Who's ready for a bedtime story? 262 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:33,840 - Me. 263 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,150 - I'll read her a bedtime story. 264 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:36,720 - Lucy! 265 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,080 - There once was a baby who was running for her life. 266 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,270 She never made it. - I got this. 267 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,250 [book slams] - Sigh. 268 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:47,670 - Little Susie loved everything: 269 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,790 her kitty cat, ice cream, and the big, blue sky. 270 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,170 - Why is the sky blue? 271 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,910 - 'Cause it wants to be pretty. - Why? 272 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:55,500 - So it can impress the sun. - Why? 273 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,090 - Because the sun's super hot. 274 00:09:57,090 --> 00:10:00,030 But what little Susie loved most was wishes. 275 00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:01,740 And that's why, every night, 276 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:03,930 she wished upon a shooting star. 277 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:04,770 The end. 278 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,810 - What's a shooting star? 279 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,480 - Something you wish upon. The end. 280 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:11,580 - What is it really? 281 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:13,680 - I'll tell you tomorrow. - Tell me tonight! 282 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,150 - OK, um... 283 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:18,060 I know the answer, but I'm just going to go to the bathroom. 284 00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:19,360 [chuckles] 285 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,050 Lisa, what is a shooting star? 286 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,400 I've been reading Lily bedtime stories, 287 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,960 and she won't stop asking me questions. 288 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,500 - You got book duty? I got doody duty. 289 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,720 There's not a star in the universe big enough 290 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:30,830 to wish away this smell. 291 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:31,880 - OK. I'm trying to wrap this up, 292 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,440 so can you just give me the short answer? 293 00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:35,810 - A shooting star isn't actually a star. 294 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:36,470 - Great. 295 00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:38,390 A shooting star isn't actually a star. 296 00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:40,010 - Why? - Why? 297 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:41,630 - Because it's actually a meteor. 298 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,640 - Because it's actually a meteor. 299 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:45,140 - Why? - Why? 300 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:48,320 - Because 17,000 of them enter our atmosphere each year. 301 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,670 It's only a matter of time 302 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:51,110 till one of them slams into Earth, 303 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:53,060 ending all life on our planet as we know it. 304 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:53,720 - Got it. 305 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,300 Wait, what? - Hope that helps. 306 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,866 [dramatic music] 307 00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:01,666 - [mimics explosion] 308 00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:04,633 [peaceful music] 309 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:05,900 ♪ ♪ 310 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,166 [tense music] 311 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,133 ♪ ♪ 312 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,766 - [panting] 313 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:18,700 [laughter] 314 00:11:18,766 --> 00:11:21,733 - [panting] 315 00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:24,940 I can't believe we pretended to be vacuum cleaner salesmen. 316 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:27,130 - I can't believe I made a sale. 317 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,270 - It's a quality product. 318 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,340 - Nice work, boys! 319 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,700 Say hello to Buttercup. 320 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:38,066 [Buttercup barking] 321 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:39,190 - Chipmunk, skewer? 322 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,800 [Buttercup chomps] 323 00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:43,970 - That's my girl. 324 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,250 Next stop, whatever your thing is. 325 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:47,990 Buckle up, boys. 326 00:11:48,057 --> 00:11:50,290 [Buttercup barking] 327 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,070 - So through all my hard-earned wisdom, 328 00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:53,880 I conclude... 329 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,720 this is the ideal beard for my book jacket photo. 330 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,820 Now, on to poses. 331 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,330 Hey, let's take some pictures. 332 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:04,560 You need to take a break, right? 333 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,430 Creative breaks. - [sighs] 334 00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:07,263 - [clears throat] 335 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,160 - I don't know what you're doing with your-- 336 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,320 - OK. Moving on. 337 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:16,350 Whoa. 338 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:18,416 [clears throat] 339 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:19,500 Oh. 340 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:21,960 - I'm on a deadline. 341 00:12:22,733 --> 00:12:25,933 [clears throat] 342 00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:28,380 Oh, OK. 343 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:30,810 I can't get you all in. 344 00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:32,070 - Oh, well just back up a little. 345 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:32,580 - No. 346 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,260 I'm out of here. 347 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:35,670 - Writer's block, huh? 348 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:37,860 Yeah, that's a good idea. You know what? 349 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,270 We should get the good camera. [door slams] 350 00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:43,520 - Hey, I need you to run downstairs 351 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,630 and grab me a warm glass of milk. 352 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:46,010 - I'm done with Lily duty. 353 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,330 - We're off Lily duty. 354 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,950 We're on Leni duty now. 355 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:49,940 - What's wrong with Leni? 356 00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:51,680 - There's a meteor headed for Earth. 357 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:53,360 Take cover. 358 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:56,920 Another shooting star. It could happen any minute! 359 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,590 Now, now, or now? 360 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:00,640 - It's OK, Leni. 361 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,410 I'm gonna play you a bedtime song. 362 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,044 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪ 363 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,527 - Oh, no! 364 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,630 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 365 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,520 Still waiting on that warm milk! 366 00:13:12,587 --> 00:13:14,820 [guitar thuds] 367 00:13:17,887 --> 00:13:20,120 [Buttercup barking] 368 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,310 - Are you sure that chicken wire cage is gonna hold her? 369 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,260 - Don't worry. Buttercup loves me. 370 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:26,450 As long as I'm here, she won't hurt you. 371 00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:29,090 And we're gonna make it just in time 372 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:31,010 for your girlfriend's birthday surprise. 373 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,673 Ha, ha. [siren wails] 374 00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:34,240 Or maybe not! 375 00:13:34,307 --> 00:13:35,240 [Buttercup barks] 376 00:13:35,307 --> 00:13:36,807 [siren wails] 377 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,990 - All right. So far, I've got you for expired plates, 378 00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:43,180 using a paper plate to impersonate a woman, 379 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,940 assaulting an officer and then yelling "punch buggy." 380 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,670 - When I see a buggy, I punch. 381 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,470 - Well, I'm gonna have to take you downtown and book you. 382 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,570 - Well, there's no way we're gonna make it there on time. 383 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,030 I ignored Charlie's calls for 28 days. 384 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,560 I can't believe it's gonna end like this. 385 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:58,690 - Don't worry. I got you, buddy. 386 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,090 - It's called "punch buggy." 387 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:02,710 - You have to let our teacher go. 388 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:03,820 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 389 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,050 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 390 00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:06,130 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 391 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:06,820 - No, I don't. - [groans] 392 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,880 - Whoo. - That guy's good. 393 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,500 - All right, enough messing around 394 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,700 trying to make me look like a clown. 395 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:15,190 Drop that frown, all right? We're going downtown. 396 00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:16,750 - That's a lot of rhymes. 397 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,580 - Well, that wasn't intentional. 398 00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:19,660 - Well, it was still pretty cool. 399 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:23,980 - Officer Tryber, have you ever been in love? 400 00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:25,480 - [scoffs] 401 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,420 - I haven't seen my girlfriend in over a year. 402 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,580 All I want to do is see her face and 403 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:32,530 give her the best birthday surprise ever. 404 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:35,320 In the past month, I have rented out a hot air balloon, 405 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,390 impersonated a vacuum cleaner salesman... 406 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,830 - [chuckles] - Joined a debate team, 407 00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,000 and absorbed more farts than 408 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,170 my great-grandma's velvet chair. 409 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,160 - That's right. We noticed. 410 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:48,130 - And if I don't make it to my girlfriend in time, 411 00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:50,590 then that hot air balloon is gonna float away, 412 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,600 along with all my hopes and dreams. 413 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,790 I may never believe in love again. 414 00:14:54,857 --> 00:14:56,790 [gentle music] 415 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:58,530 - We got a 5-0-3, 416 00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:01,560 long-distance relationship in jeopardy. 417 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,760 Follow me. Let's get you to that girl. 418 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:06,510 - Yes! 419 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,490 - A plus, boys. - Whoo! 420 00:15:09,557 --> 00:15:12,323 [siren wails] [engine revs] 421 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,160 - Good morning! 422 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,900 I'm going with the Van Dyke and the monocle 423 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,580 for the book cover. What do you think? 424 00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:19,020 - Oh. [chuckles] 425 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:22,500 Sorry, I put some leftover peas in my ears 426 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,090 so I could get this thing finished. 427 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:24,660 - Thoughts? 428 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,430 - Lose the monocle. 429 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,410 - I can't. It's glued in. 430 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,780 The fumes are really starting to dry out my eyeball. 431 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:33,810 Anyway, I mean, the book cover's the first thing 432 00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:34,830 that people look at. 433 00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:37,330 [keyboard clacking] 434 00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:37,830 [muffled dialogue] 435 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:41,170 Is it a firm no on the monocle? 436 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,870 I mean, I really want to get this right. 437 00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:45,603 [keyboard clacking] 438 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,320 - Mm, I--I agree. 439 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:52,220 You're a great dad. The kids say so all the time. 440 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:54,170 - The kids. That's it! 441 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,180 I have to have the kids with me on the book cover 442 00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,830 to show that I'm the best dad. 443 00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:01,190 Show, don't tell. It's the first rule of writing. 444 00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:02,830 Kids! 445 00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:05,930 [dramatic music] 446 00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:08,864 ♪ ♪ 447 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:09,730 - Go, get her, kid. 448 00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:12,580 Whew. Keep it together, Trevor. [groans] 449 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:18,666 ♪ ♪ 450 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,170 - The egg is in the basket. 451 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:27,030 I'm the egg, and the basket is the basket. 452 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,280 - The bird is heading for the egg. 453 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,490 Charlie's the bird. You're the egg. 454 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,460 - I can't believe you won this for us. 455 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:37,980 You're the best girlfriend ever. 456 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,380 - The bird is flying with another bird, 457 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:41,730 a handsome bird. 458 00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,340 Lincoln, there's a complication! 459 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,920 - I know. I left the picnic basket in the van. 460 00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:50,820 [tense music] 461 00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:51,300 - Oh, no. 462 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,250 The dog has left the van. 463 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:54,840 - Who's the dog? 464 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,700 Am I the van or the basket? 465 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,640 Never mind. She's here. 466 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,360 Surprise! Happy birthday, Charlie. 467 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,740 - Lincoln? - That's right. 468 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,020 I faked a radio contest and got you a hot air balloon ride 469 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:07,890 for your birthday. 470 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,720 Who's the best boyfriend in the world? 471 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:12,700 And who's this? 472 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:14,290 Are you the dog? 473 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,839 - I've been trying to get ahold of you for a month. 474 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,819 - I know! I've been ignoring your calls 475 00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:20,680 because I didn't want to ruin my big surprise. 476 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,300 You know I can't keep a secret. 477 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,950 Is this your brother? 478 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,810 - No, Lincoln. 479 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,430 - Cousin? Friend? 480 00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,110 Colleague? Neighbor. 481 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:30,810 - [sighs] 482 00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:33,270 This is my boyfriend, Marcus. 483 00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:36,630 I'm sorry, Lincoln. 484 00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,460 That's why I've been trying to call you. 485 00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:41,610 - Boyfriend? 486 00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:45,300 That is awesome. 487 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:51,270 Well, then, I guess I will bid you adieu. 488 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:54,470 [somber music] 489 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:56,680 Oh. 490 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,680 When you fly over the south part of town, 491 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,590 you're gonna see a cornfield that has 492 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:07,180 "Lincoln and Charlie forever" carved into the crops. 493 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:10,870 So...enjoy that. 494 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:16,720 - Buttercup is loose! Buttercup is loose! 495 00:18:16,787 --> 00:18:19,687 [Buttercup barking] - [screaming] 496 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,566 My ex-wife was right. That dog hates me! 497 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,366 [Buttercup barking] 498 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,213 - Hey, no! 499 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,813 all: No, no, no! 500 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:35,913 [all screaming] 501 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,987 - Stay calm, people. Stay calm! 502 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:45,353 [all screaming] 503 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:48,353 [wind whistling] 504 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,920 - Clyde, you remember Charlie. - Hey. 505 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,990 - This is her boyfriend, Marcus. 506 00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:57,470 - What's up? 507 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,200 - [whispers] This might be the worst day of my life. 508 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:00,280 - [whispers] It'll all be over soon. 509 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:03,910 - According to my coordinates and wind speed, 510 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:06,580 looks like we'll be up here for another 4 and 1/2 hours. 511 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,547 [awkward music] 512 00:19:09,614 --> 00:19:13,880 ♪ ♪ 513 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,180 - So, how did you two meet? 514 00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,570 - OK, everybody, line up. Cutest ones up front. 515 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:21,500 Where are Leni, Luna, and Luan? 516 00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,567 - ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, shooting star ♪ 517 00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:25,760 - Where have you guys been? - She's been having a-- 518 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,800 - We got to get this photo just right. Here we go. 519 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,840 - OK, OK. Let's get this over with. 520 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,640 [camera shutter snaps] - Shooting star! 521 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,950 - OK, what's going on with Leni? 522 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:35,660 - It's Lisa's fault. 523 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,450 - Yeah, she scared her. - Science scared her. 524 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:40,520 - You should have let me finish my dead baby story. 525 00:19:40,587 --> 00:19:44,487 [all arguing] 526 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:47,000 - It was Lily duty. It was a disaster. 527 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,733 [all arguing] 528 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:51,350 - OK, come on. Let's do this. 529 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,420 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where--where's Lincoln? 530 00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:56,520 [phone ringing] 531 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,130 I'm on my way. 532 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,110 Mr. Bolhofner said that the balloon's landing 533 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,910 somewhere near Springfield in the next hour. 534 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,340 - Are you sure you don't want me to go with you? 535 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,590 - No, you stay here and write your article. 536 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,270 At least we'll have one writer in the family. 537 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,800 - Don't be so hard on yourself. 538 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,830 - Well, it's just, my whole Lily idea was a disaster. 539 00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,510 And I didn't even know my one and only son 540 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,430 was in another state, having his heart broken. 541 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,530 I shouldn't be giving parenting advice to anybody. 542 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:22,010 - Hey, I'm sure there are plenty of great tips in here. 543 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,420 Did you just practice your signature on every page? 544 00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:27,950 - I couldn't think of anything. 545 00:20:28,016 --> 00:20:29,516 [door opens] 546 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,016 [door closes] 547 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,510 Me, writing a book? What was I thinking? 548 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:36,750 Hey, what's going on? 549 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,700 - Our little brother got his heart broken, 550 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,080 and we're gonna be there for him. 551 00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:42,570 - In this family, we show up for each other. 552 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,250 - You taught us that. 553 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,180 - Aw. 554 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:46,980 Get in here. 555 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,113 [laughter] 556 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,250 You guys are the best. 557 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:49,880 - Wait up. 558 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:53,140 I can write the rest of this in the car. 559 00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:55,607 [all chattering] 560 00:20:58,073 --> 00:20:59,207 - Hey. 561 00:20:59,273 --> 00:21:02,207 [gentle music] 562 00:21:02,273 --> 00:21:07,107 ♪ ♪ 563 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,120 - Goodbye, Charlie. 564 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,690 - Tough one, buddy. 565 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,540 - You boys still owe me homework on Monday. 566 00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:15,950 both: No, we don't. - Yes, you do. 567 00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:17,000 both: No, we don't. - Yes, you do. 568 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:17,660 both: No, we don't. 569 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:18,494 - Oh, whatever. 570 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,127 [horn honks] 571 00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:21,594 [gentle music] 572 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:25,227 ♪ ♪ 573 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:26,980 - Hey, there he is. 574 00:21:27,046 --> 00:21:29,880 [all chattering] 575 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,940 - Everybody's asleep. [sighs] 576 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,670 Even Leni. - Oh, Leni. 577 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,840 Well, I decided I'm not gonna write my parenting book. 578 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:42,940 But I did write one thing I'm proud of. 579 00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:45,100 - "To my beautiful wife, Rita, 580 00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:47,710 the best 'riter' and best mother I know." 581 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,530 Oh, honey. You misspelled "writer." 582 00:21:50,597 --> 00:21:54,430 - [sighs] 583 00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:58,520 Maybe I'll do a podcast. 584 00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:01,153 ♪ ♪ 585 00:22:01,203 --> 00:22:05,753 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0